I JUST couldn’t resist another ode to Aled...

Aled’s proved – it’s not a rumour
He does indeed have a sense of humour!
His letter to t’Press (on Tuesday last)
Made me laugh (in a wheezing gasp)
As I read of his fight with Ronald McDee
Over ice-berg lettuce – Hee! Hee! Hee!
The sales person’s head, solid as a “wuzzle”*
As Aled’s request did him puzzle!
Good letter Aled, you mad us laugh
Exposing the assistant’s dreadful gaffe!
May I suggest (without wanting to plug it),
Next time ask for a Chicken McNugget!
* “Wuzzle” Yorkshire slang for “Mangold-wurzel”, a large type of beet.

Phil Roe, Roman Avenue South, Stamford Bridge.