WHAT do you get for the man who has everything this Christmas? In the case of Sir Cliff Richard, 2,000 square metres of grass, courtesy of Rolawn.

Sir Cliff let slip that he would like a weed-free lawn, and Rolawn seized on the remark and turned it into a public relations coup.

This is a point scored against its local rivals in the grass-growing sector. Perhaps a competitor in the turf war could hit back by supplying another star. Might Tom Jones welcome some green, green grass at home, for example?