GOOD grief, do they really expect people to buy this tripe?

This is a scrolling shoot-em-up that has been outdone by old Amiga games, let alone the other PlayStation 2 offerings.

There's some nice cut-scenes, but from then on you'll be reduced to bashing your head against the nearest wall asking why you wasted £40.

Graphics 1/5

Sound 1/5

Gameplay 1/5

Gamespan 1/5

Overall 1/5