IT is hard to decide whether to feel shocked or smug. Home Office figures reveal prosecutions for drunkenness have increased by a fifth in ten years. Yet ministers are keen to blame that rise on tourists.

That is a wonderful get-out clause. In every pub in York, sober locals will now complain about the visitors: "They come here, drinking our beer, causing havoc..."

In the rarefied air of the moral high ground, we can drink to our superior moral standards. But only in moderation, naturally.

Updated: 10:22 Thursday, July 26, 2001