R U F2T? Here's a WTTW. FYI, Andrew Hornsby's the gr8st@txtin. NO1 is fstr.

Phew. This text messaging is harder than you think. The above, translated into standard English, is: "Are you free to talk? Here's a word to the wise. For your information, Andrew Hornsby is the greatest at texting. No one is faster."

That is what York's mobile phone supremo is hoping to prove anyway, in a national competition on Sunday.

So we say to Andrew LOL@Wknd (lots of luck at the weekend).

Updated: 10:07 Tuesday, November 20, 2001