YORK City are to announce a big signing on Monday. Here is our suggestion: J John.
As the profile on this page reveals, the charismatic preacher has so far pulled in a crowd of 10,000 at York Minster, many more than pass though the Bootham Crescent turnstiles each week.
If Mr John saves goals as often as he saves souls he would make a great keeper. Meanwhile, his spirited team talks would inspire the team to the top of the table.
That would leave faithful City fans with only one reaction: "There is a God."
Updated: 11:03 Wednesday, May 22, 2002
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