FACED with an unfolding disaster we had to make a decision. Should we cut our losses and move on, or persevere?

We could have sat outside, had one of the seven tables been vacant. As it was, we secured a window table inside. Ventilation grills were open and ceiling fans ensured the atmosphere was fresh (despite smokers).

Ann was desperate for a drink. Elderflower, strawberry and rose tea would suit her. The assistant was soon back to report there was none. A pot of Earl Grey was Ann's alternative. It came with a jug of milk which we exchanged for hot water.

It was lunchtime so Ann selected vegetable lasagne (£5.95) from the specials board. This arrived with a bowl of chips. Having failed to spot that this was part of the deal we sent the chips back. Five minutes later another portion of chips appeared. They went back too!

As for the lasagne? It was extremely hot and acceptable. However, the serviette was under the dish and already greasy when retrieved.

I am always on the lookout for something different. A halloumi cheese and tomato baguette came within this category. Disappointment. There was no halloumi.

From the range of Italian pastas, I chose penne pepperoni (£4.95) rather than a conventional spaghetti. Oh dear! No penne. What to do now?

In desperation I had a toasted ham sandwich in brown bread which was fine, but I should have liked a serviette. Don't staff have eyes these days?

Ann was satisfied with her tea and lasagne but I ploughed on still feeling hungry. Opting for home-made apple crumble rather than tart I had to ask what it came with. Maybe it would have been served with ice-cream without me asking but who knows? However the crumble was good and had the hallmark of being home-made.

Our visit was at 12.30pm on Saturday, a time when there were plenty of customers, but seemingly not plenty of food. Or was I just dashed unlucky?

Updated: 08:54 Saturday, April 12, 2003