LOST touch? Christmas is the perfect time to catch up. And York police are desperate to catch up with some old acquaintances this year.

So far their attempts to have a chinwag with certain suspected felons have gone unrewarded. It is almost as if the criminal fraternity is avoiding them.

So, in a heartwarming festive gesture, the police are sending every one a Christmas card, with an invitation to RSVP. Anyone who replies may find the notion of "goodwill to all men" has been exaggerated. They will be in clink quicker than you can say St Nicked.

Updated: 10:55 Thursday, December 11, 2003