ONCE again the hunting season is upon us (November 8). So if like me you are aroused by butchering foxes, join me in the big hunt.
As you all know, these pests have been hunting our farm animals. As they are the only mammals on this planet that kill animals for food, it is our duty to end this atrocity.
Remember, it's okay for us to hunt foxes as it's tradition to be inhumane. How could anybody possibly oppose us?
Remember chaps, dress up for the occasion and bring your little dogs. If like me you worry about having to get a real job, join me afterwards in barricading our local politicians into their homes.
After it's all over, I hope to see you at the estate for cigars and brandy.
Mike Holden,
Longcroft,
York.
Updated: 10:52 Friday, November 12, 2004
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