LET me get this straight. The credit crunch was caused by the greed of absurdly rich bankers.

Currently lawyers and politicians are charging exorbitant fees to “solve” it.

The preferred solution...? Sack lots of low-paid people in the social sector, and give the rest a pay cut.

If anyone says owt different at the upcoming conferences, wake me up. I’ll look forward to a nice long autumnal slumber.

David Lewis, Church End, Cawood.