THE battle lines are becoming ever more clearly defined in the war between the chavs and the chav-nots, as a travel company has hit out at the “snobbery” of a rival.

You may remember that, earlier this week, a holiday company based in Northumber-land, Activities Abroad, boasted to its customers they could enjoy “chav-free” holidays.

Toffee-nosed travellers were provided with a list of names they were unlikely to encounter on their vacations, including Chantelle, Kylie and Dazza. Appalled by the snobbery, fellow travel agents Travel Republic have made a stand for the Burberry Brigade, and are offering a ten per cent discount to anyone whose name appears on the list of shame.

“We actively encourage bookings from everyone, irrespective of their name and perceived social standing,” said Travel Republic managing director Paul Furner.

Here at Diary we know a bargain when we see one, especially now times are tight, and for a ten per cent discount on a fortnight in Faliraki you can call me Candice all day.

Actually, on second thoughts...