RICHARD III. Enough is enough. Leicester definitely wants the remains; a minority of York are up for them.

Austerity time, we are all in this together don’t forget. Keep things simple for a change. The two cities share the purchase of a budget weighing scale. On the scale all the bits or Ricky go, exactly half each. Problem solved, no consultation fee charged. History, there never was a future in it anyway.

Stuart Sykes, Blue Moon Trading, Goodramgate, York.