A PIECE of The Press has just blown onto my doorstep. It is from Monday, September 19, and contains the article headlined “Sweet Memories” about Craven’s.
Is it really true that they still hand-paint all the humbugs? Isn’t that what Scrooge said in A Christmas Carol?
Furthermore, a red tubular spray has turned up mysteriously in my bedroom. It is called ‘MegaMouth’ and advertises Transformers on the side. It describes itself as Strawberry Flavour candy spray, and says it is only available in theatres. Does anybody know which theatre/cinema etc sells these or anything more about it?
Sarah-Jane Mackenzie, Severn Green, Nether Poppleton, York.
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