I WOULD love to visit you and take a look at the lap-dancers (Shall we dance? August 14), but I am worried that Chief Constable Della Cannings may be one of them.

She is liable to turn up anywhere now that, according to Diary On The Loose, she has reached pin-up status (Pin-up status for county's chief constable, The Press, August 25).

Ken Holmes, South Duffield Road, Cliffe Common, Selby.