I am an ex-Para who served in the Second World War and now live on the minimum pension.

I've tried different channels to increase this pension but to no avail. I've read about an Algerian claiming asylum, bringing in two wives, 15 kids and getting £617 a week.

With your help I would like to try a new tactic. If you could advise me on the correct procedure to become a resident of Algeria, I could quickly acquire two wives - the 15 kids would take a little longer - apply for asylum in England and live happily ever after on £617 a week.

T McNichol,

Barkston Close,

Acomb,

York.