WALLY Norton and his wife Kath were probably trying to escape all the sex and nudity on television when they plumped for a night out at Brayton Community Centre.

Unfortunately, the production of Fanny Hill included graphic bedroom scenes, so the Nortons left at half time for a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Selby's leading civic couple were full of praise for the actors, but pointed out that this was not the sort of fare you expect at a village hall.

Whatever next, we are left to ask? Oh Calcutta! at New Earswick Folk Hall?

Updated: 10:40 Thursday, January 10, 2002