SO now we know who wins when they're singing.

According to York University music man David Howard, fans of Southampton FC are songbirds, while a batch of bum notes at Bolton relegated their fans to the bottom of the league.

York City's yodellers will not be assessed until the team reaches the Premiership.

But this is the moment to start refining those terrace tonsils.

What we need is a club song: Cliff Richard's Bachelor Boy springs to mind, or The Only Way Is Up by D:Ream (if out of New Labour copyright).

Any more suggestions?

Updated: 10:16 Monday, March 18, 2002