REGULARS at Yate's Wine Lodge in York were devastated when their lifesize cut-out of Jordan was nicked from the riverside bar. We have tried to console them by donating a picture of the model, but it only shows her face and somehow does not have the same presence. Even a joke about Yate's missing bouncers only elicits a few brave smiles.
Perhaps the forlorn crowd should cut their losses and adopt a new pin-up. How about York's own Bond-girl? We are sure Dame Judi Dench would be flattered to become Jordan's successor - and she wouldn't use up so much cardboard.
Updated: 10:53 Wednesday, September 03, 2003
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