WELL done, to the mayor of Wetwang - Richard Whiteley OBE (June 12)!

Two vowels in the OBE, but why not a knighthood?

How about the rare Knight of the Golden Fleece, a KGF? Or in Richard's case, a Knight of the Gnawed Finger - TV 'anchorman' of ferocious ferrets!

Arise Sir Richard of Wetwang, KGF, OBE.

Dale Minks,

Ancress Walk,


Updated: 10:01 Tuesday, June 15, 2004