WHAT is the worst song of all time? It's a tricky subject because one man's Meat Loaf is another man's Hanson.

It is worth spending a moment to decide which is your own most-hated track. So while you're strolling through McArthur Park In The Year 2525 feeding the Disco Duck, enjoying the Birdie Song and the Frog Chorus and wondering why There's No-one Quite Like Grandma - or Granddad - Imagine this: We Built This City On Rock and Roll.

Some of these tunes will now be lodged in your head for days. Sorry.

Updated: 09:39 Thursday, November 11, 2004