THE news that Kylie Minogue is playing at Scarborough Open Air Theatre on Yorkshire Day next year got us thinking how her hits might sound if they were given a bit of a local twist.

Here is a sample of a few of the better offerings we came up with here in the office. 

Can’t Get You Out Of Flamborough Head

Especially For Thee

Giz us Just a Little More Time

The Loco-motion (down at the NRM)

I should Be So Ilkley

Got To Be Sinnington

Better The Derwent You Know

Step Back In Time in Shambles

I Believe in Y-Ouse

Red Blooded Wom-bleton

We're pretty sure you can do better - why not send us some of your suggestions, but please keep it clean!