IF ONLY Yorkshire wer arfway across world, an ad then been flooded!
Well for starters, think how big Government cud eh looked on world stage. By now they'd a shipped in millions o' pounds worth o' temporary accommodation and essential living things.
T' prime minister wud av made ever so much money (ours) available straight away for relief an you an me wunt av escaped either, BBC an ITV wud av been asking for our credit card numbers every five minutes for the disaster fund. But sadly it's 'appened at home so Gordon's finally 'ad a look went back to White'all an sed they'll be all right, it's up north, they'll get over it, let's see what happens in a month or two!
S Dunhill, Towthorpe Road, Haxby, York.
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