WHAT a hero, what a man, wading into bike infested water, past the dangerously territorial shopping trolley – you can get a nasty scrape off them (The Press, April 20).

To rescue a drowning turtle, what a bloke. If by chance Stevie Ze Suicide has any spare time from his superhero deeds , we have a rabbit down a hole in the garden and a pigeon sat in a tree cooing.

D Deamer, Penleys Grove Street, York.