Load of Balls

1:17pm Tuesday 6th May 2008

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LABOUR looks in a bit of a fix.

Sour-faced Gordon Brown blames it on his sagging JOWELL but loves his little DARLING puppet, and his lovely toy poodle with its MILLIBAND in its hair.

The security iron gates at Chequers are looked after by his SMITH and he dumps his rubbish on mother KELLY's doorstep.

He keeps a STRAW for sucking up, and has a man friend called Hillary BENN. There's a couple called COOPER and MURPHY known affectionately as Tub and Spud.

We hope he never appoints Hugh (TURN) Bayley as his Transport Minister, because nobody will know which way to go.

This is not a serious letter just a load of old Ed BALLS.

Here endeth the lesson. HARMAN.

Christopher R Leeman, Bouthwaite Drive, Acomb, York.