Police video cameras focus on bikers (From York Press)

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  Old Etonian wrote:
  Chissy1 also did not think the funniest thing I have ever seen on here was funny either!
  It was a post by the much missed Spacco Opinion re Tony Blackburns visit to york, but the subtext was making fun of some of the plonkers who post of here.
  Perhaps he has no sense of humour, you decide!
  
  “‘Mister Sheen says...5:20pm Fri 15 Jul 11
  spaco-opinion wrote: The rise of the Ming Mongs have been dealt a mortal blow by yorks true voices of humour. The ming mongs had been on the rise for a number of years due to planet overpopulation and the fact that they had discovered a hitherto free land called Newsquest. The ming mongs had been getting out of control and their inane ramblings inflicting tyranny on normal peoples lives. One afternoon it came to a head. Pete the Brickie and Spaco opinion had had enough. They were going to stand firm against the evil of The Ming Mongs who were protected by many hundreds of their foot soldiers. The showdown was going to occur on the flat lands of York Press. The ming mongs were larger in number and had more comments posted than our heroes but pete the brickie and spaco opinion should shoulder to shoulder firm against the overwhelming number of ming mongs. Our heroes were only armed with small weapons but they were impressive, Pete had his trowel and his 5ft level (an awesome weapon in the right hands), Spaco had only personal insults to dish out (but he knew they would drop the ming mongs in droves). To get to the leaders of the Ming mongs the fight through the foot soldiers was bloody and long but our heroes continued until eventually there was only the three remaining ming mongs left. Piddling paul set of towards our heroes on his wobbly pushbike and promptly fell off, at that moment Pete finished him off with his now bloody trowel, Then Garrowby turnoff made a move towards Spaco opinion but was dispatched swiftly with one of the most hideous of personal insults known to moral man until he was dead. This left Chissy1 all by himself, by then he started to cry and he realised that he was a a sad lonsome fool and that he was against men who would not back down to this tyranny and then he suddenly launched an attack on pete. Pete raised his 5ft level high and plunged it straight through the heart of Chissy1. The battle of Newquest was over, however our heroes splattered in the blood of the ming mongs knew that the war against them was far from over and they vowed to fight them to the death. The people of york press told their children of the battle and instilled in them the warning of the continued rise and attempted take over of the free land of Newquest by the ming mongs, So the people of york press schooled their children in personal insults and bricklaying so they too would have the weapons to deal with the ming mongs themselves as pete the brickie and spaco opinion would not be around to protect them forever due to the growing Orwellian censorship looming in the free land of Newquest. Further information about your role in fighting back against the ming mongs can be by requested by email from: fightagainstthemingm ongs@hotmail.co.uk
  
  “CHISSY1 wrote:
  You do come out with some rubbish,not funny or entertaining.”
  
  “Mister Sheen says...5:20pm Fri 15 Jul 11
  Oh yes it is! I'm sitting in a puddle of my own bladder effluent after reading that! Ha ha!’”

  You obviously have to much time on your hands to be able sit and hammer your keyboard with trash like this.I am going out to lunch now with a friend,you want to try it or will they not let you out?."
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