Julian Cole is a journalist and family man who writes a pithy, distinctive and compulsive column for Thursday, touching on politics, life and all the rest.
THE Mosquito is an electronic anti-teenager device. It emits ultra-sonic sounds, which can be heard by young people, but not their elders and supposed betters.
HOW different a story can appear from one newspaper to the next. The headline in the liberal-minded Guardian read: "Migrant crime wave a myth - police study." The following morning, the proudly illiberal Daily Express used the same source material to declaim: "Immigrants bring more crime."
WELL, you have to laugh. According to the leader column in a national newspaper, and I won't name it, other than to say that there is a "Daily" and a "Mail" in there somewhere, we are suffering from a "Leftish-leaning monoculture in Britain".