It’s exciting isn’t it, to think that the world may end when scientists start experimenting with particle acceleration! NO IT ISN’T, IT IS SCARY!!!

I’m very relieved to find I’m still here and haven’t been swallowed up by a man-made black hole. Amazing to think that with all the possible ways the end of the world may arrive, we strive to find a new one. Blooming humans, a load of nutters if you ask me. You’d never find ants experimenting and saying, ‘er, this might end the world by the way’. Anyway, worry over, they started it up and we are all still alive, yay! Truth is they don’t start full acceleration until tests are completed so they may yet end the world.

Of course if they discover antimatter and a way to get rid of nuclear waste, then the whole thing will be worthwhile, but just look at the size and cost. Staggering to think most of us had no idea it was being developed until a few days ago when “they” let on we might all be destroyed. Why “they” told us I’ve no idea because I wouldn’t have forgiven “them” anyway, even if “they” did tell me and did apologise. And who gave “them” permission to experiment with the start/end of the world, shouldn’t there have been some sort of vote or something? Who are “they” anyway, were they selected, contacted, conscripted, elected, instructed, restricted, berated, directed and reminded that they work for “us” whoever that is?

Anyway as I’m still alive I can continue to worry about why expensive cars don’t have working indicators, especially BMWs and Volvos it would seem. Very strange that they should become status symbols when their electrics are so crap that the lights are on during the day and the indicators don’t work (except on my neighbours Volvo of course, good work R&B).