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Conkers present serious Health & Safety issues according to council

MY GO!: Terrington Hall pupils Harry Lister, left, and Josh Gath, both aged seven, play conkers in the school library MY GO!: Terrington Hall pupils Harry Lister, left, and Josh Gath, both aged seven, play conkers in the school library

HEALTH and safety chiefs may have concluded that conkers present a serious threat of injury, but a school near York is not letting that prevent it holding a good, old-fashioned conker championship.

Council bosses in Suffolk have put a sign on a horse-chestnut tree warning walkers to beware falling conkers, while in Nottingham, the local authority has removed all the conkers from a tree after a girl was hurt by a falling branch.

However, pupils at Terrington Hall School, Terrington, are taking part in an inter-house conker championship, with a scientific twist to the fun.

Comments(13)

ouseswimmer says...
9:58am Tue 12 Oct 10

Precisely how many people have been maimed for life by conkers? Er.. none that I have ever heard of!
A harmless game enjoyed by many. Perhaps the Council officer always lost at conkers and is tryign to get his revenge?

yawn.. says...
10:50am Tue 12 Oct 10

Health and safety halfwits! Getting out of bed in a morning represents a significant risk if you're blessed with the intelligence of a goldfish. Are these people trying to entirely remove the common sense factor in our every day lives, or simply trying to justify their own at times often quite ridiculous existance?

Geoffers says...
11:02am Tue 12 Oct 10

Trouble with 'common sense' is, that it's not very common!

long distance depressive says...
12:02pm Tue 12 Oct 10

SERIOUS threat ?? These people should be first to go in the interest of value for money to taxpayers when the cuts are announced.

old_geezer says...
12:15pm Tue 12 Oct 10

A small girl was seriously injured by something thrown up to bring down conkers. There have been eye injuries in conker fights.

BUT life's a balancing act, and the occasional accident shouldn't stop this traditional pastime.

invisibleman says...
12:29pm Tue 12 Oct 10

More people get injured cycling around York, should we ban cycling?

Oh god have I just started something LOL

mystic_genius says...
12:29pm Tue 12 Oct 10

old_geezer wrote:
A small girl was seriously injured by something thrown up to bring down conkers. There have been eye injuries in conker fights. BUT life's a balancing act, and the occasional accident shouldn't stop this traditional pastime.
People get injured doing everything in life - does that mean everything should get banned? No. Get a grip. Kids get hurt, it's not front page news, it's life. These morons who impliment these things must have an utterly joyless life.

shiftywillow says...
12:47pm Tue 12 Oct 10

Someone's risk assessment is seriously off the mark here. There's simply too much 'where there's blame, there's a claim' culture in this country!

redr says...
5:30pm Tue 12 Oct 10

The problem is that every time the tiniest thing goes wrong people are encouraged to sue whoever they think may be responsible. This in turn has caused insurance companies to push up the prices of their policies beyond the affordability of many organisations. The result of this is that many everyday events are now being cancelled because they are deemed too risky. When I was I kid if I tripped and fell it was my fault for not being careful. Now parents are encouraged to sue the school, the council, the health authority or whoever the no win no fee solicitors think they can squeeze some cash from. In my opinion it’s the greedy claimants who just want something for nothing who are to blame for these over cautious reactions, not the schools or the HSE.

GoodDoc says...
5:47pm Tue 12 Oct 10

All you people that lapped up this story and used it as an excuse to get all indignant about it - get-a-grip. Conkers are NOT banned. No one is implenting anti-conker legislation.
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Just because some tabloid has found a whopping one or two schools in the entire country that are avoiding it, does not make it 'political correctness gone mad', 'do-gooders', 'broken Britain' or any other tosh they spoon-feed you. Conkers are still popular, as is singing baa baa black sheep. You'll all have to get enraged about something else, and start taking the press with a pinch of salt.

pedalling paul says...
10:14pm Tue 12 Oct 10

invisibleman wrote:
More people get injured cycling around York, should we ban cycling? Oh god have I just started something LOL
Doesn't seem to have. I found a lovely Youtube video recently, of a Punch & udy show where the Health & safety man arrivid in a hi-vis jacket. He condemned Mr Punch's stick as a dangerous weapon, got bashed with it and finally ended up in a sausage machine. The sausages were dayglo yellow as they emerged.

long distance depressive says...
12:17pm Wed 13 Oct 10

pedalling paul wrote:
invisibleman wrote: More people get injured cycling around York, should we ban cycling? Oh god have I just started something LOL
Doesn't seem to have. I found a lovely Youtube video recently, of a Punch & udy show where the Health & safety man arrivid in a hi-vis jacket. He condemned Mr Punch's stick as a dangerous weapon, got bashed with it and finally ended up in a sausage machine. The sausages were dayglo yellow as they emerged.
Think there were issues re. domestic violence too, no doubt the sausages were an affront to vegetarians everywhere and the crocodile had to have a safe sanctuary created. And whoever would recognise a policeman trying to intervene and uphold the law anyway??

Hannible Lecter says...
1:16pm Wed 13 Oct 10

showing your true mentallity at last PP......

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