Your letters
FOLLOWING the letter from the retired equine dentist Ken Holmes (Letters, June 9), I lifted my dog’s tail to apply suntan lotion.
Unfortunately, I picked up the wrong tube and used Fiery Jack linament.
My Labrador took off, rivalling a racing greyhound for the river.
Maybe I should have let it get a suntan.
Trevor Jackson, Wheatfield Lane, Haxby, York
PS Before the RSPCA arrive, it’s just a joke to wind up our favourite retired jockey.
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