Made in Chelsea returned to our screens tonight for the third explosive episode of the new series. Andy was seemingly stealing the hearts of many a girl in SW3, as Louise and Alik’s relationship began to fall apart at the seams.

Here are nine very important things we were all left wondering from the antics in tonight’s episode…

1. Does Fran just gravitate toward the girls everyone hates?

Fran has obviously nursed her broken heart back to good health as she made an unexpected (and totally brief) appearance for the first time this series. Binky’s ex-BFF was indulging in a bit of retail therapy with none other than Lauren… When did they even become friends?!

2. Are Spenny and Lauren in the same relationship?

Despite Lauren having finally moved out of Spencer’s, she couldn’t help but boast to the girls about keeping a key to his place to spend day and night with her beloved. Meanwhile Spenny was out with the lads expressing his joy at finally kicking Lauren out and being able to let his hair down… alone.

3. Could Chelsea get any cattier?!

If Lauren, Fran and Victoria aren’t sat gossiping over a cup of tea, Binky, Louise and Steph are whispering away about their respective rivals/ex boyfriends/frenemies. Clearly, all the talking is done behind backs in Chelsea and rarely actually to one’s face…

4. Was that not the world’s most awkward double date?

While trying to woo Jess’ heart, Andy thought it’d be a good idea to whisk her on a second date – though this time with Mytton and his new flame Nicola. Considering more than two people had slept with one another around that dinner table, we couldn’t have really thought of anything more awkward.

5. Why do Chelsea girls not sweat after an intense spinning class?

After what looked liked a pretty hardcore exercise class, the girls dismounted their spinning bikes looking pristine as ever. Louise’s eyebrows hadn’t dripped down her face, Rosie’s curls were impeccable and not a drop of sweat was dripping of Steph’s brow.

6. Where the hell did Spencer’s blonde badger streak come from?!

Spenny was sporting a rather odd-looking bleached streak in his hair and it didn’t go unnoticed. Was this the evil doing of the controlling Lauren or was he just trying to experiment with another look? Either way it was a no from us.

7. Could Andy be more of a player?

Andy emerged the new lothario of Kings Road, trying to steal a kiss from Jess before discovering he had caught the eye of Fleur. To be fair on Nostrils, we didn’t really appreciate Jess seemingly stringing him along, so who could blame him on considering his options?

8. Is this the end of Alik and Louise?

We welcomed the first inevitable tear from Louise tonight, one of many to come, no doubt. Alik was feeling a bit lost being thousands of miles away from New York. while Louise branded him lazy and complacent. It has to be said, their relationship is looking pretty strained but this can’t be the end, can it?!

9. WHERE WAS LUCY?!

Right, enough is enough – we need Watson back in our lives. We could deal with one, maybe two, episodes sans Lucy but not three. Chelsea could do with a bit of her sass, straight-talking and side-eye to put everyone back in their places.