PETER Andre has made a good show of himself on Strictly Come Dancing and is surely a contender to become this year’s sequinned champion.

However, the new big-budget project to finally establish Peter Andre as a serious musician falls way short of the mark. The over-familiar Sinatra songbook, which includes Fly Me To The Moon, Ain’t That A Kick In The Head and Mack The Knife, only exposes Andre’s inadequacies.

These songs have been successfully covered by Rod Stewart, Robbie Williams and Lady Gaga, all of whom easily infuse their own personality to these standards. Andre’s interpretations cruelly expose the limited primary tones on a colour-by-numbers palette.

Slightly more interesting are the modern songs, given a swing arrangement. In particular, an update of Mysterious Girl is quite jolly. However, the bonus track Turn It Up, which is itself a very pale pastiche of Mark Ronson’s Uptown Funk, is both out of place and truly horrid. Frankly, this is a swinging disaster, darling!