NORTHERN Irish comedian, radio presenter and television personality Patrick Kielty is returning to his stand-up roots in his new stage show, but he can’t do it on his own. He needs your help at Pocklington Arts Centre on Saturday, October 31.

You are invited to join the psychology graduate and star of Live At The Apollo, Dave’s One Night Stand and a host of the BBC New Comedy Awards as he attempts to write a modern rulebook for love, life and happiness at 8pm that night.

“Bring me your problems, your lovers and a crayon. I promise to do the rest,” says the 44-year-old rule writer from Dundrum, County Down.

Tickets for Patrick Kielty – Help are on sale at £17 and £15 at pocklingtonartscentre.co.uk and on 01759 301547.