THE public persona of the current Chancellor of the Exchequer lacks one thing, him wearing a dog collar.

For since his appointment, he has preached nothing but “doom, darkness and despondency”.

The Prime Minister should enrol him on a winter night school course to learn about “enthusiasm, excitement and expectancy”.

Come spring, he may emerge able, like the rest of us, to look on the bright side of life.

Peter Rickaby, West Park, Selby