I CAN’T believe it, you won’t believe it, but when I last wrote to The Press, I was almost skint.

Just a few days later, I have become a millionaire re the generosity of a free scratch card.

To claim my prize, it is only going to cost me a six-minute telephone call on a BT landline at £1.53 per minute.

I haven’t claimed my prize yet as I am scouring the small print to try to work out the catch.

So for the moment, no begging letters please. Just watch this space.

Ken Holmes, Cliffe Common, Selby