AS THE elections draw near, my friend Don has started to keep his “hat and coat on in the house”.
When asked for the reason behind his hat and coat fetish, he said: “When there’s a knock on the door, if the caller is welcome I say “I’ve just arrived home” and if not, “Sorry, I’m just on the way out”.
It works every time.
D M Deamer, Penley’s Grove Street, Monkgate, York.
Comments: Our rules
We want our comments to be a lively and valuable part of our community - a place where readers can debate and engage with the most important local issues. The ability to comment on our stories is a privilege, not a right, however, and that privilege may be withdrawn if it is abused or misused.
Please report any comments that break our rules.
Read the rules hereComments are closed on this article