I THOUGHT I had heard it all, but evidently I haven’t.
The latest two to add to my mind-boggling crazy list are: one, we mustn’t take children to feed bread to water based birds; and two: scientists are being sent to London Zoo to study the reason why penguins waddle when they move from A to Z.
I suppose we will soon be told not to dip our bread in a bowl of soup.
I hope that the American scientists, when they have completed their studies at London Zoo, will pay a fleeting visit to Cliffe Common to study and tell me why I have to walk with a wobble assisted by a thumb stick.
Ken Holmes, Cliffe Common, Selby.
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