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Who nose truth?
THE Huhne and Clegg double act has got my creative juices going. I have put together a contraption that must be compulsory wear for all politicians when making a public statement.
It is a polygraph with a red nose attachment that flashes when porkies are told. It will be like Blackpool illuminations all the year round.
Geoff Robb, Hunters Close, Dunnington, York.