Women’s wisdom

First published in Letters by

AN interesting Christmas thought was passed on to me recently from an Army girl online.

Assume the three wise men were women:

1 They would have the sense to ask for directions

2 They would have taken more sensible presents

3 They would have delivered the baby

4 They would have cooked a meal

5 They would have tidied up the place.

There is a lot of multi-tasking there, and I passed it on to the ladies who prepared the Christmas dinner for York Lions this week.

Allan Denney, Catesby House, Holgate Road, York.

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1:28pm Thu 20 Dec 12

Fatsober says...

6) They would have been late having spent an hour more than needed in the bathroom/in front of the mirror prior to setting off.
6) They would have been late having spent an hour more than needed in the bathroom/in front of the mirror prior to setting off. Fatsober
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9:08am Fri 21 Dec 12

inmandres says...

Ahh, there's nothing like a bit of condescending casual sexism to start the day.
Ahh, there's nothing like a bit of condescending casual sexism to start the day. inmandres
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6:20pm Fri 21 Dec 12

ColdAsChristmas says...

I think this is a bit of Christmas banter?
I remember Harriet Dromey (nee Harman) saying in Parliament that 'if Lehman Brothers had been Lehman Sisters' they might not have gone bust!
Anyway, how do you know that the three wise men didn't deliver the baby?
I think this is a bit of Christmas banter? I remember Harriet Dromey (nee Harman) saying in Parliament that 'if Lehman Brothers had been Lehman Sisters' they might not have gone bust! Anyway, how do you know that the three wise men didn't deliver the baby? ColdAsChristmas
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