York MP’s energy help leaflet (From York Press)

Here's an idea: nationalise the energy companies and run them for public benefit not private profit. As a first step, regulate prices (and stop pretending that 'the market' and competition are effective.)

To right Bo Jolly

Patronising Tory.

Here's what I think it might say:


First turn down your house thermostat or get your Butler to do it, switch off the heating in the Bentley's garage, servants quarters, stables and swimming pool. Get your gardener to swap all the lightbulbs in your chandeliers for low energy flourescent types, ask the maid to hold his steps to prevent the risk of fall from height, remember if you have more than five staff your house should have its own safety policy. Only fill your Range Rover's fuel tank halfway, remove all uneccesary clutter, servants and dead game from the boot on a regular basis. Get some local peasant chidren from the village to insulate your loft with asbestos foam allowing their parents every second Sunday off working your fields for two weeks as a reward.

Pete the Brickie wrote:
Here's what I think it might say:


First turn down your house thermostat or get your Butler to do it, switch off the heating in the Bentley's garage, servants quarters, stables and swimming pool. Get your gardener to swap all the lightbulbs in your chandeliers for low energy flourescent types, ask the maid to hold his steps to prevent the risk of fall from height, remember if you have more than five staff your house should have its own safety policy. Only fill your Range Rover's fuel tank halfway, remove all uneccesary clutter, servants and dead game from the boot on a regular basis. Get some local peasant chidren from the village to insulate your loft with asbestos foam allowing their parents every second Sunday off working your fields for two weeks as a reward.

I do enjoy your posts , class

Mr. Sturdy, I voted for you in the last election, I watched and listened to your comments regarding wind farms, you were patronizing then and continue you do so now. The people of your kingdom are not as stupid as you think.
I hope you are better at farming because I will never vote for you again.

yorkborn66 wrote:

Pete the Brickie wrote:
Here's what I think it might say:


First turn down your house thermostat or get your Butler to do it, switch off the heating in the Bentley's garage, servants quarters, stables and swimming pool. Get your gardener to swap all the lightbulbs in your chandeliers for low energy flourescent types, ask the maid to hold his steps to prevent the risk of fall from height, remember if you have more than five staff your house should have its own safety policy. Only fill your Range Rover's fuel tank halfway, remove all uneccesary clutter, servants and dead game from the boot on a regular basis. Get some local peasant chidren from the village to insulate your loft with asbestos foam allowing their parents every second Sunday off working your fields for two weeks as a reward.

I do enjoy your posts , class

Thanks. :)

Is this how our MP's earn their huge pay packets,what a time waste all info that as been available for years.